Redneck Heaven
Every once in awhile, when work becomes a little too much, you got to have a little release. But before I go into my story you have to understand something about one of my friends. He doesn't have A-D-D for reading or anything else but he does have it for hobbies. He moves from one hobby to another faster than a teenage boy goes through girlfriends! It actually works out well for me because I get to enjoy the benefits of participating in the different hobbies while not having to actually do anything. You might call it lazy but I call it opportunistic!
Recently this friend found a new hobby and it involves hand guns. I've been shooting with him a few times and it happens that this past week we went shooting during lunch. Now, if I were a redneck and died and went to heaven then I think it would look like this
Of course I imagine there would be more girls . . . but since my family reads this I'll stop that train of thought 
In case you were wondering that is a 50 caliber. We asked how much it cost to shoot it and it was $8 a bullet. Yeah, that's pretty expensive but I have to think that after one or maybe two shots and the kick on that thing you'd be done after that!
I won't show you any pictures of the targets that I shot. I'd hate to see a grown man cry 'cause of jealously!
So, now I'm thinking about getting a job somewhere that has an indoor firing range. I hear that the post office has some openings and their range has actual moving targets . . .
August 25th, 2009 - 06:00
You do know that with your compture genius skills you could work for a government agency that issues you a gun. They give it to you for free! Bullets included.